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kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

image

(Source: fukkkres)

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

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eatpussylivehappy:

*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?

WAS IT YOU?

THIS SHIT GOOD!!

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mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

(Source: jinglecutie)

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vuitos:

I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop

Fuck you and your fucking coffee

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natfesolai:

I haven’t even heard of half these countries
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decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Source: magiprincekouen)

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

David. The Golden State. Dancer. Nice to meet you.